LotR Sex Confessions

Anonymous asked: Out of curiosity- how is this going to pan out? How long until a story is posted (on average?)? Are you posting the fills to requests on this blog? Do you need more writers? I know one person who has no kinks out of limits and she's fairly active. She doesn't have a tumblr though.

Whenever a kink is requested, one of our writers will choose to take it on. The posting time of a story is up to that writer. Seeing as we have so many requests right now, we are all working very hard to get them done and the first post should be coming up soon enough!

The posts will indeed be posted here on the blog.

We always need more writers! Like I mentioned above, there are tons of requests that need to be filled. We will announce on the blog when we are done taking writer requests. Since the writer you know does not have a Tumblr account, she can contact us through email about her writing proposal and tell us which pairings she is most adamant about. That way we can “assign” her kinks when we receive them. I am not sure whether or not our fearsome leader wants our blog’s email address made public, so contact me via ask (ichbinhasenhirn) and I’ll send it to you privately for you to pass it on to your friend.

Welcome, phantomofyourheart!

Welcome the fabulous mechapple!

toriissortanuts has agreed to join us!

Put your hands together for ichbinhasenhirn! 

Everyone give a warm welcome to gay-for-nygard!

Anonymous asked: Questions: do you write for the requests? If so, can people respond to a request and submit them? (this sounds like a kink meme!) Or do you search for fics and art that match the request?

Yes, we’re going to write in response to the requests. It’s going to work sort of like a kink meme, except that only those of us running the blog will answer. However, if you’d like to help us respond to our requests, send us an ask about it and we’ll add you to our list of writers. The more the merrier!

- Oli (elvenqueer)

Welcome! This blog is dedicated to LOTR PWP (porn without plot), meaning it’s all NC-17 rated. You can request any pairing, canon or non-canon, het, slash or femslash, same race or different (such as Elf/Man, etc). We also post recs from time to time. Make sure to check out our rec list!

Your friendly writers are elvenqueer, theladyofimladris, mithlonds and gay-for-nygard for the time being, though more may be added in the future. Don’t be afraid to ask us anything, and you can also request a specific writer if you so wish.

How it works:
In the ask box you put the pairing you want, the setting you want, and if you want you can also include kinks that you’d like to see. Remember that if you add a lot of kinks to your request it’s not always certain that we can include them all, so it’s much better to divide them into multiple requests. 

We write anything from Tolkien’s Middle Earth verse, meaning Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, The Children of Húrin and Unfinished Tales. Movie verse is also acceptable; please specify if that’s the setting you want for your request!